Love And Marriage (a c�mad� dal sz�vege) Love and marriage, love and marriage Go together like a horse and carriage This I tell you brother You can't have one without the other Love and marriage, love and marriage It's an institute you can't disparage Ask the local gentry And they will say it's elementary Try, try, try to separate them It's an illusion Try, try, try and you will only come To this conclusion Love and marriage

Szerelem �s h�zass�g Szerelem �s h�zass�g, szerelem �s h�zass�g Elv�laszthatatlanok, mint a l� �s a lovaskocsi Ezt komolyan mondom, �regem Nem tud meglenni egyik a m�sik n�lk�l Szerelem �s h�zass�g, szerelem �s h�zass�g Ez egy int�zm�ny, amit nem becsm�relhetsz K�rdezd meg a k�znemess�get Mind azt mondj�k majd, hogy ez egy elemi dolog. Pr�b�ld kett�v�lasztani a szerelmet �s a h�zass�got Ez csak egy ill�zi� Csak pr�b�ld meg, �s te is erre a K�vetkeztet�sre jutsz Szerelem �S h�zass�g

Al's Christmas Song (412) T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house no food was stirring not even a mouse. The stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie Along with a note that said 'Presents or die.' The children were plotting all night in their beds. While the wife's constant whining was splitting his head. But, daddy had money this year in the bank. Then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank. And all of a sudden Santa appeared, with a sneer on his face, booze on his beard. "Santa," I said as he laughed merrily, "You do so much for others, do something for me" "Bundy, he said, you only sell shoes, your son is a sneak thief, your daughter a flooze. Ho, Ho," Santa said, "Should I mention your wife? her hair is like an A-bomb, her nails like a knife." He climbs up the chimney, fat piece of dung. He mooned me two times. He stuck out his thumb. He exclaimed, as he broke wind with glee, "You're married with children, you'll never be free."

Al kar�csonyi Mes�je (412) Kar�csony este volt, az eg�sz h�zban, egy �rva eg�r nem sok, annyi �tel sem volt. A kipucolt kis csizma mind az ablakban �llt benne egy cetlivel: "J�t�k vagy hal�l". A gyerekek eg�sz �jjel forgol�dtak az �gyban A mam�juk meg k�ts�gbeesetten t�pte a haj�t. A pap�nak a p�nze ek�zben tudj�tok, hol volt? A bankban bet�tben. �s akkor hirtelen felt�nt a Mikul�s szak�lla feh�r, mosoly az arc�n. "Mikul�s" - mondtam neki esdekl�n "K�rlek seg�ts rajtam, l�gy j� hozz�m egyszer. Szerencs�tlen vagyok, ki l�bakra cip�t h�z, a fiam egy h�lyag, a l�nyom is ny�z." "Hoh�" - �gy a Mikul�s - "H�t az asszonyk�d? � maga a t�boly, a nyelve szinte v�g." S elt�nt a k�m�nyben ez a dagad�k. �s onnan kiab�lt, mintha most hallan�m A hangja m�g ma is a f�lembe siv�t: "Neked csal�dod van, ez m�r �r�k k�n."

D-A-D-D-Y (504) D is for the many pies I baked you A is for the apple in my eye D is for the dish you ate the pie in D is for de apple in my eye Y because I love you Put them all together, they spell "daddy".

APUCI (504) A, nekem ti nagyon aranyosak vagytok P, mert mindig sok puszit adtok U, ugye engem soha el nem hagytok C, cukrot t�lem mindig kaptok I, az�rt, mert im�dlak. Rakj�tok most �ssze, kij�n, hogy APUCI.

Al's Gardening Song (508) Old MacBundy had a farm B-U-N-D-Y And on this farm there was no wife B-U-N-D-Y And no wife here and no kids there With a hooker coming over on Friday night With big luscious of hooters and a pizza and a beer there Old MacBundy had a farm B-U-N-D-Y

V�n McBundy farmja sz�p (508) Let�lt�m V�n McBundy farmja sz�p B-U-N-D-Y Asszony sem volt a h�zn�l B-U-N-D-Y Sem egy asszony, sem k�t gyerek Boldogs�gban �lt �gy � Evett, meg ivott, amennyi csak belef�rt V�n McBundy farmja sz�p B-U-N-D-Y

"I Care" by Al Bundy (614) When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground I care When the Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom's not hers I care When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground I care. But when I've been playing this for days I'll kill anyone who stays I swear! Peggy adds the followings: And if you really want a scare Check his underwear If you dare.

Szeretem (�rta: Al Bundy) (614) Ha k�r�l�ttem dud�k rezegnek, s a j�rd�n sz�zasok hevernek, azt szeretem. Ha felb�d�l a Mustang motorja �s szabad a h�z kloty�ja azt szeretem. Ha a csat�r r�gja a labd�t, s az asszony feldobja a talp�t. azt szeretem. De ha sok� tart ez a j�t�k m�g, meg�l�k mindenkit, ki itt vend�g, Esk�sz�m! Peggy hozz�teszi: Ha azt akarod, hogy kit�rj�n a fr�sz, Al zoknija k�r�l szagl�ssz. �s elsz�llsz.

Old Aid (709) We are the old, we've got arthritis Our gums are weak (so weak) from gingivitis We are the old, we've got arthritis We are the ones who wear bifocals and have bursitis There are people younger but we heed another call We really need the money, our accountants took it all We sing to you, those who have money Once we was cool, but now we just dress funny We need your help, so please please dig deep Don't call after ten, 'cos we'll be asleep We have medicare, and anti-gas pills But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills We are the old [ they are the old ] We have arthritis [ they have arthritis ] Once we were gods, now golf excites us [ golf excites 'em ] So write a check ( a really big one ) for our december There's one more verse, but we can't remember...

�regseg�ly (709) V�nek vagyunk, sajog a l�bunk. Nincs m�r fogunk (az nincs), p�peset r�gunk. V�nek vagyunk, sajog a l�bunk. Szem�nk �veg n�lk�l vakon pislog, de alig l�tunk. �, ti er�s ifjak, hallj�tok jajszavunk! A k�nyvel�nk lel�pett, �s nincs m�r egy vasunk! Sz�ll a dalunk: adjatok gub�t! �gy unjuk m�r a sok s�ket dum�t! Kell a l�v�, h�t kotorj a szebedbe! De ne h�vj 10 ut�n, mert alszunk, mint a medve. Az SZTK-n �cs�rg�nk �s cs�ndben rotyogunk. De ha nem k�ldt�k zsozs�t, biztos, hogy elpatkolunk. V�nek vagyunk [v�nek nagyon] Sajog a l�bunk [sajog a l�buk] H�s�k voltunk, ma m�r csak �s�k [ma m�r csak �s�k] �rj h�t egy csekket (j� nagy �sszeggel) �s k�ldd el n�k�nk! Volt m�g egy str�fa, de m�r nem eml�ksz�nk

Marrying Man's Fight Song My wife will never cook or clean Still my money's spent Who knew when I first chose my mate That she would put on that much weight She said she knew for sure That it could only work with her Please K-I-L-L, K-I-L-L, me, me, me

N�szindul� Az asszony nem f�z, nem ruh�z, csak k�lti a gub�t. �s r� se n�z az ur�ra, csak szedi a s�lyt mag�ra. Sz�p lenne az �let, ha nem �ln�k �n v�led. De ki nyiffan ki, ki nyiffan ki, �n, �n, �n.

Al Gets a Circumcision and Marcy Gets Him a Card (812) We heard about your little loss We know you'll make it through 'cos thankfully the part they took was of no use to you and though they took more than you'd like the good look is you see another quarter inch it'd been a full lobotomy!

Alt k�r�lmet�lt�k �s Marcy egy �dv�zl�k�rty�t ad �t neki (812) Hallottuk, mit vesztett�l, �s tudjuk, hogy ez megr�zott, de l�gy h�l�s, hogy �gy t�rt�nt, hisz �gysem haszn�ltad. �s b�r t�bbet v�gtak le, mint kellene, m�gis boldog lehetsz, mert m�g egyetlen centi �s az agyad k�vetkezne. Ut�irat: Hehehehehe!

My Big Red Wife (814) I've been married to Peg For over 20 years I've seen her from the front I've seen her from the back I've seen her in a chair I've seen her in a sack I've seen her stand I've seen her crouch I've seen her on our stupid couch I do not like her in the mall I do not like her in the hall I do not like her in my life I do not like my BIG RED WIFE!

A Nagy V�r�s Feles�gem (814) N�zd, Peg t�bb, mint 20 �ve a feles�gem. L�ttam el�lr�l, l�ttam h�tulr�l, l�ttam fotelban, l�ttam m�r zs�kben, l�ttam �llva, �ttam guggolva, �ttam a h�lye kanap�nkon. Ne l�ssam a boltban, ne l�ssam shortban, ne l�ssam a b�k�j�t, ne l�ssam a nagy v�r�s fej�t!

Psycho Dad A little touched or so we're told Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold Might as well she was getting old Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad. He's quick with a gun And his job ain't done Killed his wife by twenty-one He's Psycho Dad Who's that riding across the plain? Who's proud 'cos his wife is slain? Who's the man who's plumb insane? Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

Psziho Papa �j vil�g ez a t�rt�net, A h�zi s�rk�ny megf�zott, Egy�bk�nt is �reg volt, Psziho Papa, Psziho Papa, � a Psziho Papa. Gyorsan b�nik a fegyverrel, Persze � soha nem kertel Meg�lt n�gy feles�get Psziho Papa Ki sz�guld a mez�n �t? Ki hordja a nagy bicsk�t? Ki az, aki t�k gyagy�s? Psziho Papa, Psziho Papa, Psziho Papa.

Psycho Mom (621) Who's that gal that needs no man Killed him dead with a frying pan Did it 'cos he missed the can She's Psycho Mom

Psziho Mama (621) � az, akinek nem kell f�rj, Meg�lte f�rj�t, rossz volt n�zni, Tette az�rt, mert nem seg�tett Psziho Mama, Psziho Mama, � a Psziho Mama,

Al pays the bills (419) Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha Living in the gutter, cha cha cha Early grave, cha cha cha Alright now, everybody - shoot me!

Al kifizeti a sz�ml�kat (419) T�ncoljunk h�t csa-csa-cs�t Ez a men� t�nc most, csa-csa-csa Nem hagyjuk mi abba, csa-csa-csa Am�g �l�nk, csa-csa-csa �s akkor most egyszerre - l�jetek!

The Cow Kicked Nellie (502) Oh! The cow kicked Nellie in the belly in the barn The cow kicked Nellie in the belly in the barn The cow kicked Nellie in the belly in the barn - And the farmer said it would do no harm! Second verse, Same as the first; A little bit louder; And a little bit worse!

Egy m�h cs�pte Nellie-t (502) �! Egy m�h cs�pte Nellie-t; neki, jaj, de nagyon f�jt Egy m�h cs�pte Nellie-t; neki, jaj, de nagyon f�jt Egy m�h cs�pte Nellie-t; neki, jaj, de nagyon f�jt - Mire kett�t mondok, tapsolj h�t! M�sodik versszak, Ugyanaz, mint az els�; Csak egy kicsit hangosabban; �s kicsit hamisabban!